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I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex fuel truck. Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Asshole!' Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and Gentlemen, The leader of the Liberal party, Justin Trudeau!
Damn I love this truck.

Such is life. Just passing through.

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LOL...good one

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here in Ontario, we would think of justin beeper

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