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you will like this.

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Mustang Cobra and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with it's big blower.
As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Mustang gets traction.
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rear-view mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any in that silly thing,"

I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,
& did my classic trademark....a ricer high speed fly-by,
Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night.


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that's the best version of that xmas classic i've ever heard. great find.

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lol. i like that version.

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sounds like some people I know



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Good one

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haha that is wicked

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That is cool and like it

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lol reminds me of some civic trying to race me
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-08-2009, 03:51 AM Thread Starter
 
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lol yea there a bunch of wannabee's


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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-08-2009, 10:19 AM
 
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LOL just, awesome!

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