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A CANADIAN HOCKEY JOKE
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to
his seat right at centre ice.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting
there.
'No,' says the neighbor. 'The seat is empty.'
'This is incredible', said the man. 'Who in their right mind
would have
a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?'
The neighbor says 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together
since we got married in 1967.'
'Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative,
or even a neighbor
to take the seat?'
The man shakes his head 'No. They're all at the funeral.'
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to
his seat right at centre ice.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting
there.
'No,' says the neighbor. 'The seat is empty.'
'This is incredible', said the man. 'Who in their right mind
would have
a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?'
The neighbor says 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together
since we got married in 1967.'
'Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative,
or even a neighbor
to take the seat?'
The man shakes his head 'No. They're all at the funeral.'
