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One hot summer day, a Newfie came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The Newfie said it was his.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The Newfie replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
shade tree.

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the Newfie. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry cause I fed her this mornin'.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!'

(You gotta love this)
The Newfie looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
 

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thats a good one lmao
 

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You're correct. a GOOD joke never dies. :icon_lol:
Yes even an old Bluenoser like me can appreciate a good Newfie joke. When I first looked at the names on this thread I didn't look at dates and couldn"t figure out who roasted them back to the site! Been a long time.
 
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