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How to Bathe the cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on lids, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore
ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which
is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where
it will air dry.
Sincerely, The Dog
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on lids, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore
ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which
is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where
it will air dry.
Sincerely, The Dog
