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I want to live my next life backwards:
>> >>
>> >>You start out dead and get that out of the way.
>> >>
>> >>Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
>> >>
>> >>Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
>> >>
>> >>Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
>> >>
>> >>Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
>>day.
>> >>
>> >>You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
>> >>
>> >>You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
>> >>generally promiscuous.
>> >>
>> >>Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
>>you
>> >>have
>>no responsibilities.
>> >>
>> >>Then you become a baby, and then...
>> >>
>> >>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
>> >>spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
>> >>then...
>> >>
>> >>You finish off as an orgasm.
>> >>
>> >>I rest my case.
 
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