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Two elderly friends, Ken and Tom, met in the park every day to
>>>feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
>>>One day, Tom didn't show up. Ken didn't think much about it;
>>>he figured that, maybe, Tom had a cold or some such thing. But
>>>after Tom hadn't shown up for more than a week, Ken got
>>>worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was
>>>at the park, Ken didn't know where Tom lived. Therefore, Ken
>>>was unable to contact him to try to find out why he hadn't been
>>>coming to the park.
>>> After a month had passed, Ken figured that Tom must have
>>>died. But, as Ken entered the park a few days later, lo and
>>>behold, there sat Tom. Ken was very excited and happy to see
>>>him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Tom,
>>>what in the world happened to you?"
>>> Tom replied, "I have been in jail."
>>> "Jail," cried Ken, "What in the world for?"
>>>Tom replied, "Well, you know Sue, that cute little blonde
>>>waitress at the Pancake House where we get coffee?"
>>> "Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What about her?"
>>> "Well, she charged me with rape, and I was so proud that when
>>>I got into court, I pled "guilty as charged".
>>> The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."