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Proud Canadian

And Walt Disney came from Goderich/Wingham area and Winnie the Pooh came from Winnipeg

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers butt

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew d uring any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing. but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone an d short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have colored money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick butt

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit our hands with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

27. And we don't bomb our allies.

28. oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!

I AM CANADIAN

God Bless, each & everyone...
 
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post #11 on any American site and see the response that you get! I bet it won't be pretty! :all-good:




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taisa899 said:
post #11 on any American site and see the response that you get! I bet it won't be pretty! :all-good:




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FTE!!!!
 
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now i gotta get my supporter tags, i wanna watch this one unfold...... :beer:
 
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well I am now officially an a**hole cause I just posted it up in the General Discussions Forum of FTE! :rock:



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it remained pretty calm until about page6 when some jerk posted up something that just wasn't right. then I went off a little and then he responded. now it's all back to being calm again! :all-good:



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that thread just plain got out of hand, i got real ticked when a certain someone said frenchie, that really set me off, but i had to restrain myself, some of those people are just plain ignorant, not all, definetly not all, but some are jsut plain rude arrogant jerks (the language could be a lot worse, but im not sure about the language rules here)

to some of them i motion :fngr:

to others :drnk:
 
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I almost started laughing when he called me frenchie! I'm about as far away from being french as you can possibly be. I'm second generation Canadian Born Scottish on my fathers side and my mother escaped from russia during WWII. I'm not even close to being French! :lol: I almost went off and called him an ignorant American ass but i thought that I would prove myself to be better than him than to take shots at his heritage in any way! :all-good:



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Man, I gotta check this out when I have time at home.

What is the direct link
 
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