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Classic but a good one.

> A woman awakes during the night to
> find that her husband was not in
> their bed.
> She puts on her robe and goes
> downstairs to look for him. She
> finds him sitting at the kitchen
> table with a cup of coffee in front
> him. He appears deep in thought,
> just staring at the wall. She
> watches as he wipes a tear from his
> eye and takes a sip of coffee.
> "What's the matter, dear?" she
> whispers as she steps into the room.
> "Why are you down here at this time
> of night?"
> The husband looks up, "Do you
> remember 20 years ago when we were
> dating, and
> you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
> The wife is touched thinking her
> husband is so caring and sensitive.
> "Yes, I do," she replies.
> The husband pauses. The words are
> not coming easily. "Do you remember
> when
> you father caught us in the back
> seat of my car?"
> "Yes, I remember," says the wife,
> lowering herself into a chair beside
> him.
> The husband continues..."Do you
> remember when he shoved a shotgun in
> my face and said, "Either you marry
> my daughter, or I will send you to
> jail for 20 years".
> "I remember that too", she replies
> softly.
> He wipes another tear from his cheek
> and says... "I would have gotten out
> today!"
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