[Smokefan]

you might live in canada .....
Forget ********, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say
> about Canucks.
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
> May, you may live in Canada.
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
> they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
> live in Canada.
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
> who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
>
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
> weekend, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
>
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
> once, you may live in Canada
>
> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
> and back again, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a
> raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
> leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
> use them, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90
> and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
> winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
> you may live in Canada.
>
> If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in
> Canada.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
> all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in
> Canada.

 

[white4by4]

"If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada".

This is me on my way to work everyday in the winter...:icon_eek: LOL

 

[4X4 EH]

Right on EH - good one!

 

[Secret Agent Man]

I live in BC... What the hell is a blizzard :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin:

 

[truckpilot]

I live in BC... What the hell is a blizzard :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin:

It's a drink thing from Dairy Queen... check it out when they re-open in May :icon_biggrin:

 

[Canadian GP]

It's a drink thing from Dairy Queen... check it out when they re-open in May :icon_biggrin:

LMAO :icon_lol:

 

[nnik]

I live in BC... What the hell is a blizzard :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin:

go north about 500km, almost anytime in Jan.

 

[Secret Agent Man]

It's a drink thing from Dairy Queen... check it out when they re-open in May :icon_biggrin:

Here on the coast, DQ is open year round :icon_wink: We just dont need snow tires & chains to get to one :icon_lol:

 

[truckpilot]

Here on the coast, DQ is open year round :icon_wink: We just dont need snow tires & chains to get to one :icon_lol:

Good one, actually my local DQ is also open year round as they also serve burgers etc., just can't sit outside and enjoy an ice cream...or anything for that matter.