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you might live in canada .....
Forget ********, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say
> about Canucks.
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
> May, you may live in Canada.
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
> they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may
> live in Canada.
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
> who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
>
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the
> weekend, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
>
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
> once, you may live in Canada
>
> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
> and back again, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a
> raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
> leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
> use them, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90
> and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
> winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
> you may live in Canada.
>
> If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in
> Canada.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
> all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in
> Canada.
 

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"If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada".

This is me on my way to work everyday in the winter...:icon_eek: LOL
 
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